The Four Stages Of Life:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The husband wandered off as she was standing in line, saying something about being back in a little bit.
After getting through the line, the husband wasn’t back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, the wife called him on the mobile phone. The wife asked, “Where are you?”
He replied, ” You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn’t afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you.”
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. “Yes, I do remember that shop,” she replied.
“I’m in the bar next to that.”