More Proof That the World Is Nuts

In 
Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must 
be female. 
Having 
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. 

 
(Like THAT
makes sense.) 
 
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In 
Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a we woman’s genitals, 

but is 
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. 

He may 
only see their reflection in a mirror. 
 
(Do they 
look different reversed?) 

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Muslims 
are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. 
This also 
applies to undertakers. 
The sex 
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all 
times. 
 
(A brick?) 

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The 
penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. 

(Glad I 
don’t live in Indonesia!) 
 
(Much 
worse than ‘going blind!’) 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

 
There are 
men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young 
virgins, 
who pay 
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. 

 
Reason: 
Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. 

 
(Let’s 
just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even 
comes close to this?) 

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In Hong 
Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, 

but may 
only do so with her bare hands. 
 
The 
husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. 

 
(Ah! 
Justice!) 
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

 
Topless 
saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores. 

 
(But of 
course!) 

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In Cali, 
Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, 
and the 
first time this happens, 
her mother 
must be in the room to witness the act. 
 
(Makes one 
shudder at the thought.) 
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 

 
In Santa 
Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter 
at the same time. 
 
(I presume 
this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) 

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In 
Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one 
exception: 
Condoms 
may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages 
are sold for consumption on the premises.’ 
 
(Is this a 
great country or what?) 
 
Well,…. 
not as great as Guam! 
 
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Banging 
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 
(Who 
volunteers for these tests?) 
 
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The Ant 
can lift 50 times its own weight, 
can pull 
30 times its own weight and 
always 
falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 
 
(From 
drinking little bottles of ???) 
 
(Did our 
Government pay for this research??) 
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

 
Butterflies 
taste with their feet. 
 
(Ah, 
geez.) 
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

 
An 
Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. 
 
(I know 
some people like that.) 
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

 
Starfish 
don’t have brains. 
 
(I know 
some people like that, too.) 
 
*~*~ 
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 
 
And, the 
best for last? 
 
Turtles 
can breathe through their ass. 
 
(And I 
thought I had bad breath in the morning!) 
 
Thank 
you all for reading this. 
 
If 
you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam 
!!!!!!

Matt Drudge on The Savage Nation (3/31/2017)

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