Real Meaning Of Nine Words Women Use With Men

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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON’T DO IT!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will  pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint … just say you’re welcome. This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT reply with ‘you’re welcome’ after she says ‘thanks a lot’ because that will bring on a ‘whatever’.

(8)  Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying  Screw YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I’ve got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response, refer to # 3.

Also see Older Women Are Great

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