Please Enter Your New Password

WINDOWS:   Please enter your new password.

USER:                cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER:                boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:                1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER:                50fuckingboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER:                50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER:                50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password cannot contain special characters.

USER:                50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS:  Sorry, that password is already taken.

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