Breakfast Table

A husband and wife are at the breakfast table.

The wife looks up from her newspaper and asks the husband, “If I won the lottery, what would you do?”

The husband quickly replies, “I’d take half the money and leave you in a New York minute!”

The wife frowns and asks, “Really?”

Husband snaps back, “Absolutely.”

The wife answers, “Well, I won yesterday. Here’s your half (handing him $6.00), let me help you pack.”  

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