A husband and wife are at the breakfast table.
The wife looks up from her newspaper and asks the husband, “If I won the lottery, what would you do?”
The husband quickly replies, “I’d take half the money and leave you in a New York minute!”
The wife frowns and asks, “Really?”
Husband snaps back, “Absolutely.”
The wife answers, “Well, I won yesterday. Here’s your half (handing him $6.00), let me help you pack.”