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Obama Girls In Tears As Fed Marshals Seize Their Taxpayer-Funded Party Yacht [video]

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(satirical fiction)  Sasha and Malia Obama, best known for being the daughters of the most corrupt president in American history and twerking and smoking drugs at rap concerts like little thugs, had a rude awakening last weekend when federal marshals seized the yacht the girls have been partying on with their friends for the last several weeks. Documents were previously filed by the Internal Revenue Service demanding that the Obamas show receipts or proof of purchase for the yacht, but they failed to do so in the timeline provided, so federal marshals took immediate action.

The boat, which has mysterious origins, is rumored to be the illegally seized property of Russian diplomats.

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Sasha Obama, pictured right and Malia Obama, pictured left. Doesn’t it make you furious that YOU were paying for all this?!

On Saturday morning, two dozen law enforcement officials raided the vessel. After evacuating the sleeping occupants, the agents searched the cabin and found several ounces of marijuana as well as pills that appear to be the popular street drug ecstasy and dozens of bottles of hard alcohol amid the piles of vomit and filth. It is not yet known at this time whether drug possession charges will be pressed or what other legal ramifications this poses for the Obama family.

According to a source close to the family who was a dinner guest over the weekend, the girls were quite upset that their little toy was taken away:

Malia has always been the violent one so no one was surprised that she was stomping around and crying and throwing things…just being rude to everyone and throwing a tantrum as usual. They sent her up to her room, but we could still hear glass breaking and loud rap music blaring with the “F-word” every two seconds. Sasha is quieter. She just sat on the couch all night with her iPod and glared at everyone.

Poor Sasha and Malia. I guess you’ll have to stop being druggie freeloading little trollops now and actually go get some real jobs. Americans are tired of your crap and we’re not picking up the tab for your disgusting, immoral luxurious lifestyle anymore. Get ready to throw a lot of hissy fits, girls, because the Trump team is going to take all of your daddy’s other stolen toys away too.

Of course what do you expect from the offspring of this heathen:

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Regardless of what the authorities decide, serious illegal activities did take place and Freedom Crossroads is following this developing story to make sure the Obama family is exposed as the frauds, liars and CRIMINALS they are. Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story and help us in the fight to hold these monsters accountable.

Source: Brittius

 

 

 

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Snopes.com CEO Arrested On Charges Of Fraud And Corruption

Snopes.com editor attacks messenger, shoots pianist, leading police to discovery of corrupt and fraudulent practices inside the organization.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Snopes.com owners Barbara and David Mikkelson were detained by police today after an unrelated investigation of a Snopes.com editor lead police onto a paper trail of corruption, bribery, and fraud at the very heart of the fact-checking organization.

Evidence obtained by police has revealed that Snopes.com, which markets itself as “the definitive Internet reference source for urban legends, folklore, myths, rumors, and misinformation,” has a history of accepting money and favors from left-leaning and pro-Islamic political groups and individuals for helping them to advance their cause by rigging public discourse with selective fact-finding and deliberate manipulation of public opinion.

Late Monday morning, Brian Williston, a Snopes.com editor, who also doubles as the accountant, found himself at a flea market on the outskirts of Los Angeles. As he was browsing the different tables and tents looking for antiques, an old mechanical piano began playing Dixie’s Land, a song that was adopted as a de facto anthem of the Confederacy during the American Civil War and is now considered offensive by some due to its link to the iconography and ideology of the Old South.

The tune sparked an outrage in Williston, who began yelling and cursing those who “would like to bring back slavery and racial separation,” and ordering the vendors to “turn off that racist music.” When no one nearby claimed to know how to turn off the one-hundred-year-old machine, Williston became violent. He started grabbing various antique objects from the vendors’ tables and throwing them at the antique piano in an attempt to silence the music.

A bystander, later identified as William Barksdale, working as a courier for the L.A. Messenger Service, attempted to calm Williston down, saying that “someone is just trying to see if that the piano still works” and “it’s only a song, don’t shoot the pianist,” but that only prompted the infuriated editor to redirect his rage to the messenger. Williston, who is white, began to choke Barksdale, who is black, while screaming “Shut up! Shut up!” as the mechanical piano continued to play Dixie’s Land in the background.

After some of the shoppers intervened and pried Williston’s hands off the courier’s throat, the Snopes.com editor fled the scene of the incident. LAPD quickly identified Williston by the personal check he left with one of the vendors, which contained his full name and address. While inside his home, Williston ignored commands to open the door, causing police to use forced entry in order to detain him.

The arresting officer caught Williston slipping some papers under a Persian rug, which prompted the police to remove the rug and examine the documents underneath it. One of them turned out to be a handwritten ledger, containing names of well-known individuals and organizations who have been paying Snopes.com to debunk stories that cast them in a bad light, while validating damaging half-truths and rumors about their political opponents.

Having established their website as a reputable resource for validating and debunking stories in American popular culture since 1995, the Mikkelson couple soon found themselves in a position to influence public discourse by punishing or rewarding certain cultural and political biases. Before long they were accepting money to promote some rumors and downplay or completely ignore some others, which over the years have brought them millions of dollars, according to the source.

Especially scandalous may be the website’s possible collaboration with left-leaning national media organizations, which started with payments to Snopes.com to overlook or validate their inaccurate and biased reporting, and eventually evolved into a full-scale coordinated effort with left-leaning groups and public relation firms to construct a media narrative that gave legitimacy to certain opinions, political causes and public figures, while discrediting other opinions, causes, and public figures.

The list of groups and individuals paying to use the website’s clout ranged from local politicians to transnational entities to foreign governments, including Russia, Cuba, Venezuela, Zimbabwe, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the Palestinian Authority. None of the specifics or individual names are being revealed while the investigation is still ongoing, but a police source has indicated that “the shockwaves will rock the world of the media and the political establishment.”

Several watchdog groups have already condemned Snopes.com as a corrupt organization with zero credibility and urged their readers to disregard any political debunking from this tainted source. But some media experts predict that, given the high-profile names involved, as well as the power and magnitude of the political opinion-generating machine of which Snopes.com was only a small wheel, the story may never be allowed to reach a full-blown scandal and will soon be discarded as an urban legend, joining a long line of other similar stories debunked by Snopes.com.

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