Tag Archives: humor

Evolution Of The Mobile Phone Explained

The evolution of the mobile phone is an odd one.

We began with book-size handsets, minimized them to finger-sized, and then rejected that ‘less-is-more’ mentality for ever-larger screens…

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So why did we suddenly shift from shrinkage to ‘size matters’?

The answer is simple…

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Source: The Burning Platform

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The Blonde And The Rolls-Royce

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A blonde woman walks into a bank in New York City before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”


The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”


The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”


The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.


They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner.


Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.


When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.


The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question.


We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”


The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

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Source: Wosterman

Please Stand Up …

 

The Flammarion engraving (1888) depicts a traveler who arrives at the edge of a flat Earth and sticks his head through the firament, by Camille Flammarion.

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?”

After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.

“Well, good morning. So, you actually think you’re a moron?” the professor asked.

The kid replied, “No sir, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”

Diagnosis Explained

A 90-year-old man goes for a physical and all of his tests come back normal.

The doctor says, “Larry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I’m done, poof!, the light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.

“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that when he gets up during the night, poof!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof!, the light goes off?”

“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”