Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must
sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a we woman’s genitals,
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
only see their reflection in a mirror.
look different reversed?)
are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
applies to undertakers.
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all
penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
don’t live in Indonesia!)
worse than ‘going blind!’)
men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
just think for a minute: Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even
comes close to this?)
Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband,
only do so with her bare hands.
husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
first time this happens,
must be in the room to witness the act.
shudder at the thought.)
Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter
at the same time.
this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages
are sold for consumption on the premises.’
great country or what?)
not as great as Guam!
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
volunteers for these tests?)
can lift 50 times its own weight,
30 times its own weight and
falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
drinking little bottles of ???)
Government pay for this research??)
taste with their feet.
Ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
some people like that.)
don’t have brains.
some people like that, too.)
best for last?
can breathe through their ass.
thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
you all for reading this.
you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam